We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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