lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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