We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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