problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
People in love make me want to vomit
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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