Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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