where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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