that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I think I am morally bankrupt
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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