does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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