So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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