I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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