I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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