There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges