Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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