I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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