Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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