I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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