it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Randomize
