I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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