He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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