but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He felt like a one man threesome
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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