Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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