Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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