if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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