keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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