I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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