Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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