What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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