Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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