He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So squirting runs in the family.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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