Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
