Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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