He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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