I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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