Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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