After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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