very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again