Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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