Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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