Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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