they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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