My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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