Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
how drunk are you?
Several
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
