let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and she was petting her beer can
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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