My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms