i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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