I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.