Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
where does the pee come out of this thing
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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