it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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