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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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