Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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