Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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