I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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