i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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