It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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