It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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