We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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