I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
