you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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