I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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