Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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